Okay, why the hell are you having sex in my courtroom?!?
*Pheonix Wright has been appointed as your lawyer*

And why shouldn't they, Mon Ami?

That was that half-baked prophet (Terumi)

Who?...was it Terumi, or did Terumi just answer?...(Please use parenthetical name tags so I can follow properly).

Terumi answered (Platinum)

Luna, you really shouldn't do that in public. (Sena)

So who is the "half baked prophet"?...
Sena, I dub thee, the voice of reason...

That half-baked prophet is a bi-product of Les. Only, a sensible Les. So he's a logic fallacy. (Platinum)

Biproduct?...What is he, Les' spawn?

That's a way of putting it (Terumi)

So, er...is he a clone, a reincarnation, what?

Your original guess was closer to the truth. (Platinum)

So he is the son of Les...okay

Accurate, although it would be saer to say he is a shard of Les' personality that gained a body of it's own. Now how it did that, is quite perplexing. (Kokonoe)

No, he was made BEFORE Les' death, still an unusual situation, since he was the first shard to gain sentience. (Kokonoe)

So hes the last living piece of Les?...who is the opposite alignment...and wait, shards?...wouldnt crumbs be more appropriate?

Sliver fits the bill fine, now, WHERE ARE MY GODAMN CATNIP CHAPS? TAGER!!! (Kokonoe

Who is tager?!?
*Summons catnip plants*

Ahh yes, TR-00009
(Kokonoe)

PUT OUT THAT FIRE!!! (Dumps giant bucket of water on you) look at my background you moron, this building is made of wood!!!

Tager, Deal with him (Kokonoe)

THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!
*Becomes tentacle monster*
*Beats the shit out of tager*
*Changes back*
THOUGH ART BANNED FROM MY COURTROOM FLAMING MUSCULAR CYBORG!!! (B& gaveld)
*Tager is ejected, to the tentacle monster dimension*

UGh, GET HIM LAMBDA (And shes immune to banning, noob)

kill him (Kokonoe)

*rips in half*
Stop sending people to attack me...I threw water at tager, because he was on fire...in a wooden building...and I smmoned catnip for you.