OH DEAR GOD, LUNA STAY AWAY FROM ME (Wow, stealing the Spectacles of Eros was NOT a good idea)

Then take them off...
Okay, as judge, I judge you, Luna, guilty of attempted rape...
*Hits with gavel, aka b& hammer*
Rico, take her away

Seems Terumi took the blow. Oh, FUCK SHIT, back off Luna. NOW!!

god damn it terumi
i deem ye guilty of interfering with the justice system...*b& again*
now, you again *swings b& hammer at Luna* dont make me find a way to bring Les back temporarily

Kusanagi activate (Terumi)


Guess who's back? (on a temp contract of course)
*blocks hammer* B& hammer? Bitch please.

I banned you from interfering...remember?...you want a bitch, go see Luna over there...dont make me send YOU to the tentacle dimension, terumi...I also know what else I might do, summon Les final fantasy style IE: he goes away when the battle is over (back to whereever he is now, which is probably hell), and also if i dismiss him...(since she broke the staff by hitting me with it, the first thing he will do is probably rape her...)...*banishes terumi to nyancat.com*
rico intervene!!!
*steals Luna's wallet*

Soul of the Dark One, come unto me. Destroy those that threaten my would-be rapist.
*summons Les* Prepare to taste the rainbow, bitch.


Luna doesn't need help dealing with this child rapist (Luna)

she doesn't have her staff any more...(good thing i figured out the summon thing)...she broke it by htting me with it...then said whoever breaks it will be violently raped by les...luckily for her les was dead...not sure if it will still happen...perhaps i should just banish her and prevent the inevitable rape?...i could just ban them both from sex...
wait, how does one get raped by a buiscuit???...um...

Hehe, poor little Odd Man. I could never attack a Mahou Shoujo.
CHAOTIC ALIGNMENT CHANGE, CHAOTIC GOOD.
Defend Luna.
You are Screwed, both Andrew AND I are united against you.

Andrew is on my side.
Ya know, the one trying to prevent him from being raped.
*banishes Les back to where he came from*
thats it...really, your perverted enough...and it will probably stop you Luna...sorry if this is wierd
*ORGASM NUKE*

Hmph, neutralise
*nuke neutralised*
I told you Les paled in comparison.
*lawful apocalypse, the end of randosity*

You can't use magic, you snapped your staff in half...
*Summons dread cthulhu*

T'was not Luna, t'was Andrew.

*summons jaberwalky*
*summons Omega weapon*
*summons basilisk*

*summons a legion of loyal Les'*

you dislike snakes remember?
*les cannot be summoned, as htere is only one les, and he is dead, his soul is in hell now, or obliterated, as i removed him from the summon list...and you don't have your staff*
i know your weaknesses...*summons a pile of mr jubei porn above her*

*sigh*
*punches the Odd Man in the face, knocking him out*
Never doubt my power. AND NEVER ATTEMPT TO HURT LUNA!!!

error: character: Luna cannot summon boss: Les
file: boss: Les not found
boss: Les has been deleted


i cant be knocked out, especially by somehting that doesnt exist anymore...
and i wasnt hurting her, i was distracting her

Derp, I knocked you out.

*Judges you guilty of attempting to knock out hte judge*
*Judges Luna and Terumi guilty of resisting arrest, attempted rape, assaulting the judge, disorderly conduct, attempting to evade bans, interfering with justice, harassment, attempted murder, assaulting Rico S, attempting to summon beings that no longer exist, sexual harassment, and existing simultaneously with Andrew*

*judges you guilty of a severe god complex and of interfering in foreign affairs*
*proceeds to rape the rapist*

*I am the judge, and therefore can charge you with offences...though we never elected a jury*
*Judges you guilty of impersonating a judge*
*Questions the logic in raping the person who just tried to rape you...*

Well it wouldn't be rape, since the rapist got consented in the form of being raped, ergo rapist raping is consensual secks.

Hmmmmm.

Uh, Luna, you're really embarassing us now (Sena)

Which, when combined with the fact that you were just complaining, is why I questioned the logic...

Sena, Shut up and let me enjoy this (Luna)

Really, boy, you need to know when NOT to bother people (Terumi)