Except you retired Rico, I'm in charge of the cult now(IRONIC INNIT), but funnily enough, I don't really care to much.

*I win*

Here comes the cavalry!

*Parachuting*
*Taking out P90*

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(insert bad sexual pun here)

Q : What's the same thing you have to remember in both rope walking and getting a blowjob from a granny?

A : Don't look down!

(I don't understand most English puns so I'd post a joke instead)

Fair enough.
Q. What's the difference between a tightrope walker and a stripteaser?
A.One of them has a cunning stunt

Credits to HF and SOR on these ones.

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Q. The difference between a bomb and a condom?
A. One blowing up makes people leave the world, the explosion of the other brings people to the world
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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked: 'Why are you laughing?'

'I was thinking about my own funeral,' the man replied.

'What's so funny about that?'

'I'm a gynecologist.'
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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
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Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
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Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
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Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
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Q. What's the difference between a fag and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
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Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whore's f*ck everyone at the party, Bitches f*ck everyone at the party except you.
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A Man is called up to testify as a witness in a rape case. When asked to speak, he stated, "they were fucking," and the judge replied, "i believe you need an hour to think through your statement."
After an hour the man stood up once more, and stated, "His pants were down, her butt was bare, his balls were flying everywhere, his you know what was you know where, and if thats not fucking I wasn't there."

We keep it Pg 13 for you. So last time Tequila was flirting with me, this time we make sex jokes, what's next?

Oh dear lordi, not that

Well I did stated it somewhere, username doesn't matter.

Anyway, time for another shot of Tequila.

Lol Alcohol references.
Not too good, mon ami, alcohol can affect jucgement, and we don't want that do we, ma chérie?

Oui, madame.
This humble man doesn't wish for any more flirtations.( cannot say the same about Les, ma chérie)