You better pay attention when The Extraordinarily Sexy One Or I, The Most Sexy One, speak, and also, you will have to deal face to face with me, whenever a matter of utmost importance is presented, Welcome to the Fetish Empire Pretty Sexy Primus Hooves.

Primus Hooves might be enough for him, Caesar.

Everyone is sexy in the Empire, remember, we pride fetishes.
So I add, a sexy term to the front, you don't have to, but it is my gag, and my habit, so sue me.

You have won nothing, we have reached a compromise, therefore meaning we both semi-win.
Swim to holland, it's cheaper

Oh I didn't mean about the issue overall, I meant when you said "sue me".
Running from my brother's house all the way to a coastal city in the U.S then swimming all the way through the Atlantic Ocean, and through the British Channel to get to Holland is too much of a drag.

Also something funny that could be done is start the Empire's own thread on Hongfire, with an announcement such as "all" fetishes. We are bound to get "some" more supporters, although if it was posted by Lester then it would merely become the counter-topic for the Loli Reich to spam at us like you spam at their thread. Which could also put the heat off of them finding out about this site and attacking us here.

Just a warning, no-one does anything without MY okay.

I'm curious who that is exactly.

Evil Eddie.

Even God needs Angels.
Subordinates is a must thing in order to spread orders.
There will be no such direct orders if the Empire grows bigger, especially in a significant pace.

I would join but there are quite a few fetishes I will never be able to get behind

Apricot at the age can still be considered a loli. Whenever a character has a very young appearance, and below the age of 15-16. That's the basic standards of a loli.