Quick, Speed up the Censoring process
*Hits THE BIG RED BUTTON*

*Tequila hits the big blue button* De-censoring scenes is in progress...

Not this time, no-one shall take my intimate moments with Milfeulle.
*Pulls out a chainsaw*
Let's go bitch!!!!

*Rawr*

Imperium sine fine dedi.

*Uses mightiest power*
mentem amoveo
*Divides into many powerful entities*

ダメよ～

インペリウム・シネ・フィネ・デディ。。。

My computer can't display japanese, remember?

Eh? Well, let it be.

As usual, Imperium sine fine dedi.

*Unleashes Kusanagi*
*Obliterates a huge chunk of the Battlefield*
*Presses the Big Green Perma-censor Button*

*Cuts The Odd Mans legs off for failing to role play*

*Nukes the continent*
*Eats a bagel*

*Blows up the Earth's core*
*Escapes with the Cross Caliber*

*Uses Newly Designed Destiny's Arrow, and Destabilises sun*
*Escapes Solar System with Milfeulle on my lap*
*Solar System Explodes*

*Lucky Star and Cross Caliber combines*
*Forming the brand new mecha*
*Blows up the biggest star in the universe*
*New apocalypse*

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That wasn't hilarious.

Depends on your definition of hilarious
*Destiny's Arrow goes all robotech*
*Becomes a giant robot*
*Stops impending Apocalypse*
*Defeats the Evil Rico/Apricot monster*
*Rescues the real Rico and Apricot*

*Got nothing on mind lately*

*Plays minecraft*
*Sends Rico a giftcode*

*Takes gift and starts installing Minecraft*
*Confused*
*Flaming the whole game*
*Found a glitch*
*Grinding time*

*Uses 7331 Hax to Spawn creepers in Ricos house*
*Lols*
*Griefing complete*

*Ignores the ownage*
*Another sweet night*

*Out for lunch with the family*
*Encounter a wild Cuban druglord*
*Cuban Druglord uses shoot'n'swear Uses Machine Gun, it's not very effective*
*Lester Uses Legendary Blade Kusanagi, it's not very effective*
*Cuban Druglord Uses Lots of bullets, it's not very effective*
*Lester Uses Sosa, It's Super effective*
*Cuban Druglord was dethroned*
*A winner is me*

I'm not sure what to do next. Maybe routine prayers...

*Leaves Twins With Rico*
*Another Lovers Retreat*(We are AWFUL parents aren't we, milfeulle)
*Passionate blaze burns Brighter*