You read the name, and know this, NO OFF-TOPICNESS, NO DERAILING AND DEFINITELY NO MAKING STUFF UP, you want it ingame, you ask. And.......you need a dice roller. No more touch and go. Also, you start with 10 of each stat, and you get 32 points to spend in character gen.

As for the name.
Sex is today societies goal, ergo, I called it Aphrodisia, since it's major part is going to relate to sex as a whole, perhaps your story will lead to finding love(A fancy word for fuck buddy in my opinion), perhaps it'll go VN style, perhaps you'll get laid.
As long as your story can lead to some form of sexual act/reference/innuendo/Basically anything sexy.
I'm fine.

*Thinks that this is PROBABLY against the forum rules, but that Aroduc probably doesn't even look through our posts...*

It's not, only pornograpic material is.

Didn't you say that was the point of this?

No I said sex is the reason NOT erotica

Ok, to start.

Andrew:
"You awaken at the computer after a hard nights 4channing"
Status: Minor Intoxication.


Batara:
You awaken in a a rice field after blacking out.
Status:Groggy and slightly Sleepy.

*Wakes up*

Where am I?
Uhh...

*Lurks around and washes face near a stream*

*Dice Roll:10*
The water refreshes you, and gives you the vigor to walk to the house.


Andrew:
Oh, man, that night was hectic.
*Dice Roll:11*
Luckily, you feel fine, aside from a small headache, and you proceed to make breakfast.

*Enters the house*
I'm coming home.

...
Can't remember anything. Now...where's that little to-do-list?
*Searches for a little note*

*Dice roll:6*
You find the note, but something was spilt, making the list neraly illegible.
*Item added to inventory:1x illegible to-do list*
(OOG:Do you want the to-do list to lead you into a d'n'd style thing? Or stay slice-of-life?)

Andrew:
Hmmmm, Maybe some raisin toast.
*Places in toaster*
*Dice roll:6*
The toast comes out slightly burned.
Bugger.
*Item added to inventory: 1x slightly burned piece of raisin toast*

(OOG : Keep it slice of life. DnD gameplay style could wait)

Oh crap...maybe I'll keep this until it dries itself.

...
Hm?
*Notices something in the rucksack*
*Grabs sickle*

It must have something to do with this. This place is quite messy anyway.
*Runs to the pasture and starts cutting down grass*

...
*Stares at girls passing by*

*Dice Roll:6*
The girl appears to be a lost tourist.

Andrew:
Damn it, burnt my toast
*Attempts to eat toast*
*Dice roll:2*
You eat the toast, although it tastes like shit, and you almost choke twice.

*Approaches the lost tourist*
*Speaks with local language*
Ma'am? You lost? Need a hand?

*Roll Dice:6*
The woman answers
"I need to find a hospital, but I fell and lost my way"

Andrew:
Hmph
*Gets up to use computer*
*Dice roll negated by knowledge of password*
The computer starts up, and you sign in.

Hold on, dear. I'm going to get my bike, as the nearest hospital is about 25 km from here.
*Goes to the back of the house and takes a bike*

*Roll Dice:12*
You go to your bike, but discover a small military jeep with the keys in the ignition and a full tank of gas as well
(OOG:12 is a VERY good number to get)

Andrew:
Hmmmm.
*Goes on internet*
*starts slowing*
*Pull through roll, need 4 or higher: 6*
The internet springs to life. On the screen it says, "CSIRO in latest scientific discovery"

Interesting...she might has more patients on her back...
*Drives the Jeep out of the original place*

*Speaks to the woman while on the Jeep* Just found this thing lying around, hop in.
*Drives quickly out of the farm*

*Dice roll:10*
you find that, luckily, there are only two injured people, and they don't seem likely to die very soon


Andrew:
That seems interesting
*Opens in new tab*
*Opens Seiha and Facebook*
*Dice roll:1*
(OOG: FUCK!!!!)
You discover facebook is now virus ridden, and seiha as been settled by a large number of trolls

Great, let's get them all into this Jeep. Eh, just wait here, lady.
*Picks up injured people*

...
*Continues driving*
May I know your name, ma'am?

(OOG : I suggest both of the plots connect at later points and make all our character meet, then we can go on to DnD gameplay style.)

*Dice Roll:12*
The Woman say's "My name......Miriam Winchester, I'm a scientist for the CSIRO"

(OOG:Your lost "tourist" is going to link you to my CSIRO latest discovery page)

Andrew:
OH fuck knuckles
Oh, well
*Goes into only usable tab*
The CSIRO have discovered a new substance with the ability to
*dice roll:6*
open portals, scientists are yet to receive word from the team they sent through it to Indonesia

Andrew: Indonesia, eh?
I wonder if Batara knows anything more.

Miriam...Winchester. That first name explains how do you understand me.
What's with these people?

*About halfway to the hospital*

*Dice Roll:6*
We were in the middle of an experiment, but, we got a few calculations wrong, and the ground was alot.....pointier than we anticipated.


Andrew:
I wonder if chat still works
*Goes on Facebook*
*Dice roll:1*
(OOG:ASS RAPE)
Chat is down, and the time you spent here has infected your computer.

What experiment? And what's with the pointy landscape?
(OOG : I know what does this woman means but it's kind of irrational for a countryside slum here to even access internet. And of course, to fully comprehend "Portals" which CSIRO is working on.)

Anyway, those kinds of injuries wouldn't be easy to recover, hold on.
*Increases driving speed*

(OOG:Let's pretend I mean a different Batara then.)
The woman says, "I'm not sure, after the first portal opened, it was a......Oh, siht, I shouldn't have told you, oh well too late now. After it opened, we fell onto a landscape quite unlike anything near here, so we're not sure WHAT happened.
*Dice Roll:5*
A family of ducks is crossing the road, and you stop to let them pass


Andrew:
Wait, tht substance could very well be unstable......what the FUCK are the CSIRO doing testing it on humans?
*New Animal Cruelty laws make experimentation on animals illegal*
Oh.