As long as he doesn't attack me, then I will not attack him and proceed with phase 2 of our plan.

An eye for an eye...quite scary.

P.S. If anyone care enough to listen to my imagination before I replied any threads here today...

lol...that chain was funny, but joker is chaotic evil...and of course your unstable, your chaotic neutral...
and of course we need all lost technology, it can be added to our omega giga jumobo super rainbow final shadow ultimate death moon

lester, your chaotic neutral, but your mint based...were on your side...and since your referencing tv tropes so much, i might have to ask youto stop immitating jarlaxle and entering the realm of chaotic stupid

oh NOW i gett it....his mpd alter has hacked his account
and you cant burn mint....or me...im the embodiment of randomness (which is essentially absolute pure chaotic neutral, making me the embodiment of chaos), so if you destroy me, youll destroy your own self...or personality rather...or youd have to destroy yourself to kill me...as long as you live as you do now, i am immortal

THERE IS NO-ONE AND THERE IS NOTHING.
I AM ALL THERE IS, ME AND MY (growing faster than the NSLP) HOLY FETISH EMPIRE.

It's perfect, all fetishes, combined in one glorious party, taking hints from The Holy Roman Empire.
Foot fetishists, eye fetishists, Lolicons, shotacons, furies, 3d paedophiles, all of them will be accepted.

And I can burn her, I just don't.

I am quite a powerful person with the dedication of a meerkat

And I don't want to burn Her.
It's just a matter of Lester's current state now.

Except It can all be burned, I does have disc burner technorogy.

From "Green Alert!", this thread slowly turns into "Yellow Alert!", since Lester's randomness brings mind chaos...

we just need to kill his alters...then hell be normal...just give me telepathic projection, (or whatever wed call reverse mind reading), and id show them mind chaos...note: me+psychic mind insertion=violent mind rape of everything in the vacinity

Unfortunately, he has 3 personalities.

Did you mean vicinity?

3 that I know of, even I am scared to plumb the depths of my mind

Argue with me, DO IT FAGGOT, because I've already won

After all I'm awsome, but

I know ten Germans, who all want to Join My Empire, and this is why their useful


Just got mail, my





And now for mind rape that explains my betrayal


My empire must recruit this man for our anti-NSLP army


I'm always working on something, currently it's Tripod and these

And you can't betray me, I have the

*drinks a cup of tea* I always do love these massive amount of pictures that get posted even though they make no sense in some occasions.

cave johnson would be proud...you have invented combustible lemons which can be used to burn down their house...so which of you is making images, which one is making a fetish empire, and which of you is trying to cause in fighting?

I'm not too sure about my image hunting alter, but "I" the Caesar, Lester, am in charge of the empire, and My chaotic Neutral, Les, is in charge of infighting, but he's locked up now

Attacking the Lolicon Reich, was what lead to my betrayal.

I'm going to knife you IN THE FACE HOOVES, they all relate to my Plans.
you are just too blind to see it.

did you understand the reference i made?...with your lemonades...
so which of you started the cult of mint blancmanche...oh wait, that was before the haxing...
anyway, i do have three solutions...
1.give me telepathic projection, or give your alters telepathy...my thoughts shall enter their heads...this should result in mind rape, till they go insane and retreat the back of your mind
2.have them look at cthulu, this might make them go crazy, rendering them harmless
3.trick them into watching two girls one cup, this time, theyll flee in fear

Les is locked up, Steve is so sane he is no threat, and Buttercup is into weird disgusting shit, at least by my standards, in other minds it's cool, and I'm cool with that

Who's Les?
Your alternate personality?

Well, I'm starting to think about Kahlua and Tequila Cult....

your the one who started here right?...

Don't really understand it too, he might get a drastic turn and picked the alternate personality as his excuse.

or hes just trying to confuse people...so i actually thought of that too...when he first said it...though i cant be sure yet either way...he seems to be being less directional with his randomness, though thats because it isnt "currently" applied to mint...
btw: how the hell does he change the text in his sig every time i see it, without being logged in?!?O_o...perhaps the place its linked from is set to change it at its source every few minutes?

So how does this get fixed up? Getting him back to Mint?

Special source, you can say.