Why not hijack a sattelite and broadcast Rick roll across all frequencies, so radios explode, and every TV shows the video

Sounds like Les to me

Um, you just handed of the compressed essence of 9000 farts

It's only good for hanging on your door

You mean, an uber stink bomb?

*Pukes*

SO, I use Borg tactics, and add him to me, while destroying him at the same time?

Les' true form is a choclate biscuit.
Hilariously enough, he is a fucking powerful biscuit

i kind of figured he would look like yu yevon from the end of final fantasy x

Exactly, all endbosses have Wierd conditions on them

UM, wow, that's not an endboss, thats an interactive cutscene

That seems to be the case ina lot of RPG games, Fallout 3, the final boss is three people, all of whom are one-shottable, Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon, All I did was wait in the temple for 3 hours. RPGs have lost their final boss touch.