Don't turn Right, that's where Robobunghole lives, and she wants to have bum sex with you.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, RICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Leaps in with a flamethrower*
*Sets the bitch on fire*
*Eats a taco*
*Takes Milfeulle out for lunch*
*Wins again*

Get Milfeulle a proper diner. Or let Her do all the cooking since we know She's the best of all.

*Pulls a trigger*
*Robobunghole's house exploded*

*NUKES THE CONTINENT*
*Hugs Milfeulle*
*Wins at life some more*

I'll censor it.
*Three months later, married to Milfeulle*
*Life is won forever*

*Six Months later, Twins on the way *

The twins have been scoped out by the ultra sound, but aren't being born yet.

You got it.

*Marries Apricot*
*Owns life*

That makes us brothers.
Odd innit.
but wait, what of Tact?
*Alters time space and prevents Milfeulle from ever meeting Tact*
*Realizes that he did that once before, and that was how he ended up with Milfeulle*
*Owes it to self to Love Her more*

*Cases infinite Loop*
*Seperates time-space into two seperate timelines, one for me x Milfie, one for Tact x Milfie*
*Wins at double life*
*Random Glomp*
*Uber Brofist strike*
*Off topic ray fires*

Then I'll apply that law to Kazuya.

*Gets the Angel Brigade into Metal*(Okay, obviously not as hardcore as me, but there are some pretty tame Metal bands out there)
*Wins at life for the fifty-seventh time*

*Heavy stress*
*Gets some funk*
*Owns life for the third time*

*Attempts to Convert Rico to Funk Metal Fandom*(that exists, it's like a fusion of Metal and Jazz, it is a very good music)

You can't never move it that easily.

I can easily
Funk metal is a subgenre of funk rock that fuses elements of heavy metal and funk. Allmusic has claimed that, "Funk metal evolved in the mid-'80s when alternative bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Faith No More, Infectious Grooves, Mordred and Fishbone began playing the hybrid with a stronger funk underpinning than metal."[1] Faith No More have also been described as funk metal that dabbled in rap-metal.[2] Rage Against the Machine's mix of funk and metal not only included rap, but also elements of punk rock.[3] Primus, a band that has never had a clear genre, have been called things such as "thrash metal-funk meets Don Knotts, Jr."[4] Living Colour have been cited by Rolling Stone as "Black-funk-metal pioneers."[5]

Certain bands not from an alternative background, such as Bang Tango and Extreme, have also frequently incorporated funk into their musical style.

Wikipedia, and a link.

Faith no more are funk metal

Nothing could imitate the true funk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE7-tWEEejU

Faith no more is winners.

No-one can best these bass rapists.

And then there is rock.
You can never win against rock/rock'n'roll