The Game makes me think of pineapples

Soup taco

I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS, I got fucking sick of all the jokes, so I got Bruce campbell to talk Chuck into killing himself.
WINFIST ENGAGE.

*in hot pursuit of Rico* Divide, Now I am two, Les, and Andrew, the ultimate weapon, ATTACK.
*pulls out an ak-47* And now
*mows down everyone within ten kilometres*

*Activates Ion Satelite*
*Obliterates half a continent*
*lols for three hours*
*Clones my three best friends*
*becomes a superhuman cyborg, and gets all the chicks, aka, my best friends, fun fact they're lolis*
*eats a taco*

*Gets a tac engineer*
*Unjams frequency*
*Activates Les for massive damage*
*wins forever*

*Nukes apocalyptica*
*puts on some Iron maiden, plays flash of the blade*
*headbangs, gets lots of chicks for his sexiness*

This tune should owns you;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUykKtZH4FI

Apocalyptica are gothic metal, I am gothic, SO I OWN YOUR SOUL WHORE, BOW TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF DEVELOPING FEMALE BODIES

60's bitch

Ozzy mmurders your cat forever

Calm down, young ones, and find the true meaning behind the life;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_j2PpZKIJw

THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER TO BLASPHEMY

I WILL CORRECT YOU HERETIC

I will win.

I've already surrendered, My mind and soul(and If she wants, my body) are hers.
But she can never take my METAL powers, I am god here