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<name "Tojo" "!HA0129">
"Darx, can you give me a little advice?"
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<name "Darx">
"Huh? Me?"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0130">
"Yeah. You're the right guy."
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<name "Darx">
"What's up?"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0131">
"You see... There's a woman."
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<name "Darx">
"You want to hit on her?"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0132">
"No, I've already got her."
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<name "Darx">
"Then what's the matter?"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0133">
"Just let me finish.
 This woman, well..."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0134">
"She's got big boobs."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0135">
"But when she takes her clothes off, they're
 small."
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<name "Darx">
"That's common."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0136">
"Then shouldn't I complain?"
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<name "Darx">
"Whoa there.
 A woman's value isn't just her chest."
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<name "Darx">
"Sure, there's a lot more you can do if she
 has big tits...
 However! There's ways to enjoy them if they're
 small too."
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<name "Darx">
"Every woman's chest is different, but it's not
 good or bad."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0137">
"Maybe that's true for someone who does them
 by force like you, but for me, it's more like
 bargaining."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0138">
"Obviously, the size of their boobs is
 something you think about."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0139">
"If they're faking it, isn't that fraud?"
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<name "Darx">
"No!
 It's technique!"
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<name "Darx">
"Unless you told them that you want to be able
 to bury you face in their chest, you've got
 no right to complain."
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<name "Darx">
"Just tell them you don't care abou the size of
 their tits. Say you like them for who they
 are."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0140">
"Even if they go from an F to an AA?"
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<name "Darx">
"...They don't have a dick, right?"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0141">
"Well, no..."
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<name "Darx">
"Then accept it!
 Don't bitch!"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0142">
"A-Accept it?"
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<name "Darx">
"Mmhmm.
 It can even mean bonus cuteness."
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<name "Darx">
"They're worried about being flat, so they're
 trying extra hard."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0143">
"But isn't F going too far?"
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<name "Darx">
"Maybe once they made them big, they couldn't
 go back."
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<name "Darx">
"It took bravery for them to show their tits
 to you. Face it head on."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0144">
"I see... Makes sense."
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<name "Darx">
"Well, this got a little off-topic.
 What actually happened?"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0145">
"...She bonked herself on the head."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0146">
"Way too lightly..."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0147">
"Ahahaha. 
 Sorry, but that doesn't change my beauty."
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0148">
"...She said."
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<name "Darx">
"I see.
 Well, if that's all she did, then who cares?"
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A woman shouldn't be judged by her chest size,
but it doesn't reflect well on her that she
doesn't feel sorry about lying to men.
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<name "Darx">
"But... you did it after that, right?"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0149">
"Y-Yeah, well, I mean, I'm a guy."
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<name "Darx">
"Okay.
 How about a drink while we discuss the perfect
 tits?"
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<name "Tojo" "!HA0150">
"All right!"
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<removesprite -1 11>
Rakia got mad and yelled at us for being loud
and vulgar.
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